Man Left Furious After Someone Sneaked Up And Locked A Padlock To His Earlobe

Then the Facebook comments began: “Get yourself to the diy shop and give em a fiver to cut it off” one friend wrote. Another followed this up with “I can pick locks, £10 an hour tho! [sic]”.

Whilst others just wanted to know how he didn’t notice a stranger giving him a complimentary padlock earring. Matthews’ swears he only realised what was happening when the lock was already his flesh tunnel, after hearing a random click.